Saturday, April 5, 2014

Norris (part 1 of 3)

Norris

"I might have died from smoke inhalation,"
Adam Townsend

Hope had all but gone when Norris entered the kitchen. The smell of burnt turkey breast filled the air although all burnt things smelt the same, Norris thought. Beside the microwave stood a spice rack that was mostly for show. Bananas and a bag of walnuts shared the top of the microwave for seating. The microwave itself sat on the counter. And there, in the microwave, lay the overcooked Thanksgiving left overs.
The Thanksgiving holiday celebrated the North American alliance between the three most prolific native tribes with the Newtopians. The alliance was made in the deep winter but it is celebrated on in the summer. One hundred years after the alliance was forged in the summer of 1743 the Newtopians and the unified Native Americans halted European settlement of what became the Unites States at the Ohio River. Many WASPS and wealthy Spanish immigrants still refuse to celebrate Thanksgiving.
Norris subdued the odor of burnt turkey with Febreze and then attended to the microwave. She looked at the cooking timer and saw it read: 41:34. Then she realized and said in exaggerated disgust, "I pressed 5,5,5,5 instead of 5,5,5!"
"I should have known. Good thing you stopped it when you did. I might have died from smoke inhalation," Adam said as he took a long drag from a cigarette. Then both laughed and Norris turned back to deal with the microwave. I just can't believe I made that mistake; I'm better than that.
She cannot get caught up with that though; she has a case to crack: why someone stole her computer and paper work. She had not told her bosses about her own investigation. By all serous accounts I am the head of my department. I have the right to look into the thefts the same as if not more than the police. Since she started investigating the thefts herself she had been going into work for a half day every Saturday.
Norris turned and sweet-talked, begged, and badgered Adam to help her with the dishes. When he agreed she threw the rag at him and told him she had to go to work.
Her cat lazily swatted at a string Adam lazily held in front of him. Adam looked over refusing to move.
"Well," she went on. "The dishes better be in the front rack when I get back." This day is mine to take.
She dried her hands on her pants and grabbed her black leather hand bag. It was bigger than a typical purse and that weight was comforting to her. The deep black of the leather was clean and strong and she was sure to only use dry paper towels when it needed touching up. The bag was given the passenger seat when she sat in her Casper, a little Newtopian car, anticipating lighter traffic today.  Soon she was humming to a song by Taylor Swift too skinny for her own good that girl needs to eat more

Two highways were connecting ahead so Norris prepared to merge with cars from the other lanes. The music seemed to fade as she focused on the cars ahead of her. A blue luxury car two cars ahead successfully made it in behind a motorcycle. The motorcycle pulled in front of a black sedan. It was her turn after the black sedan but she feared the pickup truck across from her would not follow the zipper rule. Officially named The Curtis S Love Memorial Social Policy but quickly renamed the zipper rule requires drivers to merge in an agreed upon pattern. The pattern allowed for one car to merge from one lane followed by one from the other lane. Sure enough the truck ignored the rule and sped in front of her.  She had to squeeze down on the breaks.  She screamed out loud along with the song at the truck, Why do you have to be so mean!
Rabbet Planet by Steve Roll

I would like to specially thank Steve Roll for the numerous contributions used for these chapters.  His art has added so much to each chapter.
Thanks!

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